i dont know if im ready for corporate america because during video training today the lady on the screen compared good customer service to working in a restaurant and asked “how do you feel when the waitress wishes you a good day and thanks you for eating here” and i responded “condescended to at best, assaulted at worst”

ah yes. my 3 favorite l words

ah yes. my 3 favorite l words

PSA: If you take prescription sleep aids do not take them and try to stay awake, you’ll do things and then have no memory of it later

goldenmoose:

It’s chemically induced sleep walking that results with awkward reddit comments you will never live down.

i was doing a bit about girl jocks using glade like tuff boys use axe just massively & indiscriminately to cover all possible body scents and isaiah told me this was actually 100% accurate, f*cked up

oh okee i found it.

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i’d rather walk into a party with people wearing fedoras then walk into a party with people who still make fedora jokes because at least with the former i dont have to talk to anybody to know i dont wanna be there

i came out the womb a freaking weirdo

i came out the womb a freaking weirdo

daddy cucked me
sigh. its just.. its not the same

sigh. its just.. its not the same

i miss boygirlconvos

proud fujoshi girl