February 2012
brrrwave:
i just want it to stop being cool to be a nerd so people who aren’t nerds will stop thinking of themselves of nerds and the nerds will shut up and be quiet again
https://twitter.com/#!/Moms4Bieber1/moms4bieber
Also I’m very strong
Gender identity: Those robot dogs from Animorphs who also invented dogs and have a secret dog park under their house
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Someone just reblogged the Car Fox/Red Barron post...
woodbro-chillson:
“Pfft, Car Fax? I’ll show you the real facts,” he whispered to himself before clicking enter.
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skittleguy replied to your post: I just want a collection of images depicting my…
andrew thats cheating but i’ll allow it because there are two (2) cute things in this photo
sherlock-hound replied to your post: I just want a collection of images depicting my…
fun fact this actually started because i almost started writing something on my arm again and now
superpussy:
it’s...
I just want a collection of images depicting my internet username(s) written on people’s bodies is that really so much to ask for
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moreprooflilwayneisgay replied to your photo: Reppin’ the 559
fresno more like GROSSNO. AM I RIGHT?!?!?!
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you will never be as good at blogging as fussy
Anonymous asked: jockstraps
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A New Policy Against Self-Deprecation Blogs
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. Every single one!! All of them!! Like think about that for a second like stop and think “what’s the CRAZIEST shit someone could do on tumblr” and you know what? Someone’s doing it. Yesterday, I saw somebody reply to a weird askbox question with a funny...
To Write “A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs” on Her Arms
Really once you get over the social stigmas of it hooking up in a bathroom isn’t a big deal
Check your privilege every night before you go to bed to make sure you didn’t leave it on, or that there are any privilege leaks
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Anonymous asked: how do you feel about cankles
sherlock-hound:
a 15 year old posts a “forever alone” image macro, knowing that it is indeed true and she will be forever alone, having seen the entirety of her life in a sudden and epiphanic vision of colors and sounds and realized how truly, existentially alone she is and always will be, how that in the course of her entire life, with her life expectancy of 78.1 years, she will never come into...
Taylor Swift rules
tiny turtle in glass case of emotions: helicopter looks on
attn: followers
»Send More Butts«
One of my new-ish followers just sent me a cute butt+sidetummy unprompted but I don’t know if they intended for me to publish it and my policy on these things is “Probably not” and I am just making this post so if they did they know it wasn’t unappreciated (it is) (also i want to touch your shoulders for some reason)
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I went to church today...
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For the past couple days a tiny bird has been landing on our porch and consistently attempting to fly into our apartment through the sliding glass windows over several hours
We put stale bread outside but he’s still trying to get in
hatzoffratzofftu3sday:
sometimes i feel really good about myself but then i go take a shower and see myself naked and i realize what a fool i have been
Dopey boys are really cute like they’re always going to be completely out of their element around you but are still really sincere and caring and all that but like they’re gonna be helpless in some way and that’s fucking hot I mean cute
If you were a vaguely reptilian villain in a cartoon show between 1993 and 2002, that is pretty much a guarantee of a freewebs page somewhere dedicated to lo-res VHS screengrabs of your underfoot
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averytinydog:
A nice guy sighs heavily as he submits a write-up to the Daily What while sitting at his desk adorned by Rihanna merchandise.
“Why do girls always like the bad guy? I’m right here, Riri…”
deckerdent:
butter up some toast and slam it on my butt for a good time