*sends this to teens who hit on me*
today my mom described my love life as going from a drought to a flood which is true in the sense of there being a lot of property damage
the news is bullshit they dont even tell me useful information like if i already jacked off today
Statistic diagram providing the necessary facts.
this game has 3 glitches on the cover
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In my rendition of “Death of a Salesman”, Biff ineffectually throws a football at Willy Loman’s speeding car in an attempt to save him
What are you getting a urine analysis for?
$150 thats what
(im in a study on the physiological effects of untreated depression)
update on getting paid to be sad + gay all the time: i have to pee in a jug for 24 hours and store it in my refrigerator along with some spitty cotton swabs which im thankful for because i get extra money for collecting bodily fluids & itll prepare me for my inevitable total breakdown at the glistening age of 31