where can we buy your zine?
Anonymous

If you’re talking about ‘Gay Apathy’ or ‘Corporate Interiors’, you can just send me a Paypal or Square Cash to jameson.shaye@gmail.com, pricing available here and here though if you need to figure out other ways, you can just send me an email at jbearhat@gmail.com or an ask and we can work something out!

I’m going to try and make a more proper page for all this sometime soon!

where can i get a shoe that looks like this

where can i get a shoe that looks like this

I’m reading up on old ‘Better Homes & Gardens’ software as inspiration

I’m reading up on old ‘Better Homes & Gardens’ software as inspiration

COMMISSIONS POST: GET YOUR VERY OWN PERSONALIZED ZINES BY J BEARHAT FOR THE VERY REAL PRICE OF $15

excerpts from ‘Gay Apathy’, ‘Corporate Interiors’, and ‘Special Blend’

About a week ago, I made a post floating around the idea of commissioned zines, and after lots of positive feedback from people I’m proud to announce that I will be open for personalized zines!

These are going to be printed, 8-page (back & cover + 6 inside pages) homemade zines (b/w) about whatever you want! The original premise was that they would be about you, your web presence, your aesthetics, etc, but I’m open to discuss any subject, idea, concept you want someone to write at length about.

Anything!

I will write about you, your pet, your friends, I will write a love letter to your partner or a series of political editorials or just give some homespun angry queer advice. Do you want a personalized fanzine about your favorite televised drama? Do you want to know what I think would happen if Invader ZIM and Dib held hands, just for fun? Do you just straight up want me to write you fragmented pornography? I’ll do it. It’s your money! As long as you’re willing to provide me links to any relevant material, I’ll write about it.

Since this is an experimental project, for this I’m keeping the number of open slots at 5 and only charging $15 (+shipping) for each one (price might go up for future commissions depending on feedback/guilt/cost).

If you’re interested, please contact me via ask or at jbearhat@gmail.com!

There are currently 3 remaining spots.

pride whopper vs rainbowrito which do you choose

death. the only winning choice is death

hey remember that zines commission idea well guess what im writing up a little thing to go up tomorrow afternoon so keep those eyes peeled

If you go deep into Newegg you can find some pretty great listings, this is only 6.99!

If you go deep into Newegg you can find some pretty great listings, this is only 6.99!

fussybabybitch:

A guy in this cafe just took our picture and his flash was on shoutouts to that guy, follow us you fuck

Did anybody find this dudes blog because I really wanna know his goober ass reason for tryna convert our IRL presence into web notes

fussybabybitch:

A guy in this cafe just took our picture and his flash was on shoutouts to that guy, follow us you fuck

Did anybody find this dudes blog because I really wanna know his goober ass reason for tryna convert our IRL presence into web notes

I attract the weirdest spambots but at least now i know that if i ever see a girl to throw rocks through her window and scream when she asks me to leave her property or place of business

I attract the weirdest spambots but at least now i know that if i ever see a girl to throw rocks through her window and scream when she asks me to leave her property or place of business

hi you have a top-notch Tumblr! wish i had yr ability to publicly express personality via words, seems these days i can only do that via inserting small fragments of myself into largely fictional 'humor' pieces. anyway, that's all! thank you for following me!

i dont even have anything clever to say i cant believe the person behind Printed Internet enjoys my web blog & the way i run my shit, i feel rl good about myself for a fleeting moment i think

wilbr:

Because I leveled up I can post my new article on the Community front page.

there was a really weird era of comedy central programming where like most of it was just parodies of other television shows

there was a really weird era of comedy central programming where like most of it was just parodies of other television shows

I was trying to find out if it was ok to eat expired Clif Bars I found but I discovered other pertinent lifestyle information

I was trying to find out if it was ok to eat expired Clif Bars I found but I discovered other pertinent lifestyle information