the puzzles & dragons official facebook page is breathtaking. these arent even fan photos. these are actual photos of i assume the developers

look at this

Dumb phone app Puzzles & Dragons made plushes of their characters AND I WANT THEM

i just found a short letter asking me out that had been scrawled in the back of one of my class notebooks from like at least a year ago like i just found it today i never knew this was in here when did they write this. how fucked up & awkward it must have been for them & how thoroughly owned they must be

was it spankwire im trying to figure out what kind of porn site would have such a classy grandmas wallpaper shade of yellow

wilbr:

Thanks OkCupid, dating service, for letting me know it is raining.

why are so many tumblr users from uc santa cruz is it because we sure as hell didnt spend our time there getting an education

i joke a lot about crying on this blog but its more like i use crying to describe the specific rituals and behaviors and prone states i enact when i’m feeling really cruddy but if i was being honest i think the only three times ive cried this past year have been

• over my dad
• over my boyfriend
• that stupid fucking scene in Wreck-It Ralph when he smashes the car like fucking i’ve watched so many depressing documentaries but a goddamn snot nosed sarah silverman tyke bawling over her stupid candy mobile made me cry

gothconfessions:

shatterrealm confessed: “I’m 26, and I have never, ever been “persecuted” for being Goth”

Ok

its a 100% serious offer too im p anxious about moving ok maybe like 85% serious but given the height of seriousness i usually operate at

when i typed in “tityboi.tumblr.com” i did not legitimately expect it to be a seriously run blog and i sure as hell did not expect it to be run by a self-proclaimed former child soldier the world is messed

im depressed about moving costs. who wants to road trip me + isaiahs stuff across the country. i can pay you in baked goods or probably sex

like I’m a little concerned.

I don’t actually eat it that often but i associate it a lot w. childhood and so it’s a total comfort food for me & consequently I find it really really funny. I just have a can of it at work for if I get asked to cover a shift and end up needing to get lunch.